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Can of worms


 
 
 

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol – Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

So ! the Minister asked the congregation – What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,  
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!"

Don’t you just love little old ladies.

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15 responses »

  1. That is so funny.  Thank you for that.  Hope you have a great weekend.  Hugs to you and may God bless.

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  2. Funny.  Bet the little old lady was the real Maxine, lol.

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  3. A great joke!  I hope your knee is improving.

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  4. that was funny. 😛

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  5. I love Maxine – we think alike!  Hugs

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  6.  
    The perspective is everything…lol.  Maxine is a hoot. Yes, how is your knee coming?  It has taken a while but I can now rest my right with pressure on it without pain.

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  7. LOL!  That\’s hilarious!

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  8. I love that joke!
     
    Danielle

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  9. Great! have a good weekend =)

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  10. Love it LOL!
    Hugs
    Sherry

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  11.  what more can be said  nice one  ..drew

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  12. Love the Senior Wisdom, Have a blessed week-end

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  13. ╰☆Chloe☆╮

    I`m sorry for not totally getting it.;(

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  14. Wow~How unexpected the idea that the old lady had~
    I have read  this artical in Chinese…so funny!
    Sometimes  that something has some  turn will be so nice~
    But I know alcohol,cigarette smoke and chocolate syrup these goods that are so bad.
    Everybody should  keep away from them..
    Through my former roommate  ОoSunshineoО…I come here with…emm…expecting~
    Hahaha..Have a good day~~
     
     
     
     
     

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  15. Bwahahahahaha!  Hey, I wonder if she\’s single and how I would go about finding her.  :O)  I certainly like her way of thinking and her sense of humor, she\’s worth keeping around.
     
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