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10 Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

 

‘1’
Blaming your farts on me…..
not funny… not funny at all !!!


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‘2’
Yelling at me for barking.

I’M A FRICGIN’ DOG!!!


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‘3’
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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‘4’

Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!


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‘5’

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you’re not home!


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‘6’

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo, what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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‘7’
Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’,
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!


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‘8’

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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‘9’

Dog sweaters.  Hello???

Haven’t you noticed the fur?


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’10’

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who’s boss here!

You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?

 

Ok who sent me this? Thank you it is very funny and very true. 

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17 responses »

  1. That is funny. And then to see the pictures of the dogs in costume just makes is funnier.

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  2. I laughed my way through this post today!

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  3. Darn, the pics didn\’t show up for me but the rest is funny.
    Hugs
    Sherry

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  4. Yup the pics are back which makes this even funnier. Thanks for telling me.
    Hugs
    Sherry

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  5. That was very cute I really enjoyed it!
     
     
    Danielle

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  6. Very funney and very true! 

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  7. Lizzie-Beth4Him

    My kitties could agree with 10,9,& 7.  The kitties say, "You go dog dude!" and Lizzie is chiming in agreement.

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  8. We\’ll just see about that Missy!!  Rollins and Howard are just breaking out of slumps.  Both teams are hot and both managers are goofy and fun!!  It should be a Great series!!  But when the Rays lose?? Remember that there\’s NO crying in baseball!!  LOL
     
    I\’ll be watching tonight!

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  9. Love it, very funny with great pictures.

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                           (                          \\                        )                       (                        )                     _/               _\\{"}/_                 //^\\\\        ……  Hello to you!  Those were great!  :o)  With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.  Thanks for the chuckles.

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  11. Go Rays, or ….. UH OH!!!  I HATE the Sox!!  They have a history of coming back from 3 to 1 or 3 to 0 series deficits!!  I hope this isn\’t another one.  Tied now 2 – 2.
     
    Good Luck!!!   And have a Great Sunday

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  12. WTG Rays!!  I haven\’t seen you around so I figured you were out with them!
     
    Tomorrow night is \’Get It On\’ time!!  Should be a GREAT series!!!!!
     
    Take care,
    Bob~

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  13. didn\’t come for a while, this dog series are realy of lots fun.
    enjoy ur tropical sunshine, i am jealous:)
    take care!
     
     

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  14. so funny…a must for dog lovers…

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  15.                          |            \\_____|_____/           / \\____|____/\\         /  / \\___|___/\\  \\       /  /  / \\__|__/\\  \\  \\     /  /  /  / \\_|_/\\  \\  \\  \\ _/_/_/_/_/      \\_\\_\\_\\_\\__   \\  \\  \\  \\  \\_  _/   /  /  /  /      \\  \\  \\  \\ /_|_\\ /  /  /  /      \\  \\  \\  /__|__\\ /  /  /      Have a t-eerie-fic Halloween!        \\  \\  /___|___\\ /  /                          … Seth!          \\  /____|____\\ /            /          |            \\
                           (                          \\                        )                       (                        )                     _/               _\\{"}/_                 //^\\\\        ………. Stopping by your space this Sunday to say hello and to see what may be new with you.  I trust that you are doing well… at least hanging in there.  :o)   There are many reasons why it would be great to be a dog.  For example… If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.  No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it\’s someone else\’s fault… unlike some of us men.  Uugh!  Bwahahaha.
                Enjoy the rest of your weekend.   :o)

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  16. Seriously funny.  Hope this finds you doing well.
    Hugs,
    Linda

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