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Instruction on how to clean a toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

 

I could never be so cruel- but it was funny.

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6 responses »

  1.  
    Oh Wendy – It is good to have you back!  That WAS funny as all get-out.
     
    I hope you have a great weekend!!
     

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  2. that\’s an oldie but a goodie!  I always chuckle reading that because I can so vividly imagine it happening  🙂    hope you\’re having a great weekend

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  3.  
    HaHaHa…. I love that. So creative too, whoever originally put it together.
    Hey, I like the Halloween background you have here!
     
    ~Nooner~
     

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  4. Boy, have I missed your helpful hints on petcare!!
     
    Hope you\’re doing a little better every day!
     
    Ciao Goddess~
     

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  5. Wendy,
    It is so good to hear from you. I have been thinking about you off and on for the past several months. My warmest thoughts and prayers to you and your family over the loss of your mother. That is definitely not easy. My heart goes out to you.
     
    The puppy in the pictures is Roscoe. Cutie.
     
    I\’ll be back.
    Big HUGS.
    Bruce

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  6. Found this after cruising "All Things Live" groups. I love the pictures, have seen them before, somewhere. The ending of this story is brilliant.

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