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Too old to trick or treat

You know you are too old to

Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking

on the door.


09.  You have to have another kid

chew the candy for you.


08.  You ask for high fiber candy



07.  When someone drops a candy

bar in your bag, you lose your

balance and fall over.


06.  People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"

and you’re not wearing a mask.


05.  When the door opens you yell, "Trick

or …."  and can’t remember the rest.



04.  By the end of the night, you have

a bag full of restraining orders.


03.  You have to carefully choose a

costume that won’t dislodge your




02.  You’re the only Power Ranger in

the neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating…







01.  You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN




5 responses »

  1. Very cute!!
    And the video. . . OMG. . . I was laughing so hard here in the office that I thought I would surely get into trouble. 
    Working for DeWitte is like that video sometimes.  He has these life-size cardboard cutouts of Captain Kirk, Spock and Dr McCoy from Star Trek here at the office and we tend to move the around and scare each other with them.  I wish I could have videotaped some of his scares.  It\’s so funny!
    Hope you have a terrific Halloween!!

  2. LOL …a bag full of restraining orders!  I hope that doesn\’t happen to either of us tonight.  This is one of my all time favorite holidays, next to Christmas of course.  I\’m here at work dressed as a doctor in scrubs and I\’m pretty sure I\’m the only one who dressed up.  I refuse to grow up!
    Have a Happy Halloween!!

  3. LOLOLOL…I totally understand the going home to pee part!!
    Just stopped by to wish you a Happy Halloween.

  4. # 1 was why I stayed home this year…danged weak bladder…JUST KIDDING!  (thank goodness!)

  5.        Hello just pasing by and just wondering about you i lived in Orlando one time for almost 7 years and winter is comming on hear before to long and i was just searching for a friend to like and Love you have a nice place hear so god bless write when you can if you wont to thank\’s and a happy day from me   Larry O\’Brien


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