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Can of Worms


 
 
 

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol – Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

So ! the Minister asked the congregation – What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,  
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!"

Don’t you just love little old ladies.

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13 responses »

  1. That is great!

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  2. My gardens are to the point where it\’s just routine maintenance, nothing hard.  I\’m out dead-heading and whatnot about 3x/week.  All of my plants are no-fuss plants that I don\’t baby or dug up at the end of the season.

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  3. JustinsAuntPatricia

    Rosebay,
     
    Thank you for stopping by my space, it\’s "no name" Patricia. Did you find my space through King Tom by chance?
     
    Glad you liked my quotes and that my space was a good read, come back anytime!
     
    Patricia
     
    :>)

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  4. OMG….LOL…..trust Maxine to throw a barb like that….even in church……good one.
    That\’s my favourite picture of my Dad and I…I was about 6 years old at the time and in the pic I\’m holding my hand out because my Dad just gave me a quarter.  I remember it vividly after all these years.
    Hugs…Diane.
    P.S. You can also see in the pic that I have my Dad\’s nose…..UGH !!!!……lol.

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  5. OOoooooooooo, I like that!

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  6. Maxine gives us all a measurement for which to reach!!!
    Good one!

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  7. Good luck on your Ebay selling.  Give me a shout if you have any questions.

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  8. I wanna be just like Maxine when I grow up! 
     
    I\’m on a break from the Oilers game actually……woah 2 – 0 for the hurricanes so far, second period isn\’t over yet!  I\’ll go back now and watch in between my fingers hehe.
     
    Have a great night ~hugs~

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  9. LOL…………I had many questions about Yu Yi\’s recipe also.  You beat the eggs and make a giant crepe like thing.  Then you dice the shrimp and put them on this pancake.  Roll it up and slice it.  Then you can either steam or fry these.

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  10. SMILE………

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  11. smile…………………

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  12. Being a little old lady, yes, I do love my peers.

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  13. Thanks for the link to the "correct" version of the song  😉

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