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I stole this from Mondays with Molly
 
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

       1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry fool who made you sad.

       2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

       3. When you smile — I will know you finally got .. well … you know.. .

       4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

       5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

       6. When you are confused — I will use little words and speak slowly.

       7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

       8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

Those are my promises ….. I pledge them to the end.  "Why?" you may ask … "because you are my friend".

 
And lastly remember these 2 things:
    1)   A good friend will help you move.  A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.
 
     2)  Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
 
~~ Hope all my friends out there have a wonderful weekend!  Try and do something especially fun … just because!  ~~
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11 responses »

  1. Now THAT is the God\’s honest truth!  How funny!! I started laughing when I\’d only gotten to number 2.

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  2. You always have the BEST pictures!!!  I just had to copy the one you labeled "my_boss".  Too funny!  I didn\’t realize that we worked for the same guy. 😉

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  3. and when you cry, i\’ll tell you go get a grip, life sucks.

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  4. Now there\’s a set of friendship rules that finally make sense……lmao.
    Your video of the "Evolution of Dance" looks like me trying to do Tai Chi…lol…honestly though, if you ever get the chance to try it, you should….it\’s great.   Very relaxing way of exercising.
    Hugs…Diane.

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  5. That\’s great…too funny!

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  6. Awww, Colleen – thanks!  You can borrow from me any time!  I\’m glad you liked it enough to do it. *smile*
    I hope you have a wonderful weekend.  I still have to link you.  Sorry it\’s taken so long.  Life\’s been a bit hectic.  I will make it a priority this weekend!
    hugs,
    Molly

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  7. That dance evolution vid is too cute!  Reminds me of one of my daughters fave movies … Napolean Dynomite.  See that one?!  LOL

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  8. I love your pictures.  They are so unique!
    The true friendship promises were hilarious.

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  9. Body …what body?  ha ha ah
    Hope you\’re having a great weekend!  We did something fun, we went to the movies to see Cars.  It was a cute movie with a great lesson.  I wouldn\’t mind seeing it again.

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  10. Thanks my friend!

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  11. I just wanted to stop by everyone’s sites and quickly tell them that we’re shutting down Scooter’s Super Baby site for personal security reasons.  If you’re interested in our e-mail address or in further explanation of our site closure, please stop by!  We’ll miss everyone very much, and hope to keep in some form of contact with whom we’ve become such good friends.  xoxoxo

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