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In a Podiatrist’s office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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Sign over Gynecologist’s Office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels"
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At a Proctologist’s door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber’s truck:
"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician’s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist’s Office
"If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist’s window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you’d send in your payment.
However, if you don ‘t, you’ll be de-lighted."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We’ll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak
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Scooter’s Mom sent these to me. She has some pretty interesting signs on her Space.

Be sure to check out the sign photo album too.

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7 responses »

  1. Very funny!!  And I LOVE your new "sign" pictures. 

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  2. Those were great!  Thanks for the laugh!

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  3. OMG – those are great!  Thanks for the laughs!

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  4. Those are great. The Septic Truck, Gynecologist, and especially the proctologist signs are super. Thanks. They really helped today. The sign photo album is hilarious. Thanks.

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  5. Hello again!  Came back to visit your Space!  Those sign pictures are so funny!  I have seen a few here in my town also!!  Hope to see you again at my MSN space!!!  🙂

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  6. Great sign quips .. lol.
     
    Nooner

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  7. hi my name is shante are you saling your puppys the small wones my e-mail addres is SHANTE_CHIEF@hotmail .com
     

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