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7 reasons not to mess with children:

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The things kids come up with…

7 reasons not to mess with children:

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very  large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that  Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a  whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The  little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher  asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you  ask him."


 

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was  working diligently, she Asked what the drawing was. The girl replied,  "I’m drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

 

3. A Sunday  school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year  olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little  boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

 

4. One day a little boy was sitting and watching his mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. He suddenly noticed that his mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. He looked at his mother and inquisitively asked, "Why  are some of your hairs white, Mom?" His mother replied, "Well, every  time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little boy thought about this revelation for a while  and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?"


 

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang  out, "And there’s the teacher, She’s dead. "


 

6. A teacher was  giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter  clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you  know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the  class said. Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?" A little fellow  shouted, "Cause your feet isn’t empty."


 

7. The children were  lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the  head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted  on the apple tray: Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving  further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile  of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you  want. God is watching the apples." 

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8 responses »

  1. Kids are GREAT, aren\’t they?  I laughed SO hard at these…thanks, Rose!!  🙂
     
    HUGS!!

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  2. Hi Rose, thanks for the birthday wish and the cute little animal video on your blog. There\’s nothing better than a hearty laugh to start the day!

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  3. Hi Rose…thanks for stopping by again .. and the birthday wishes!  Hope you are doing good!!
    Take care.. have a great day!! 
     

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  4. Hello…
     
    I had to come by.  I have been through before, but I am pretty sure I lurked…I was so shy before ;D
     
    Anyways, I came by today because, even though you don\’t know me, I had to tell you that I was at Super Baby\’s blog and I read your comment.  You have us all intrigued…Even The King was going to try to find out you news!!  I had to laugh because, even though your news is private, I immediately started trying to guess what it was…as I commented to Austin…I am great at keeping people\’s secrets but just go nutty knowing that somebody else has one! 
     
    As you can probably guess, they will engrave \’curiosity killed the cat\’ on my gravestone 😉
     
    Now, off that topic…I just love the look of your site.  Did you have to do something fancy to get it to look like this or is this theme part of the regular fare?  It looks great.  You have done wonderful things with your blogs and I laughed out loud at some of them…which woke up my snoring father-in-law.  Don\’t worry, I didn\’t tell him it was your fault!
     
    Alison

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  5. I\’ve seen that one before but it makes me laugh each time I read it.  You just never know what is going to come out of the mouth of a child.  LOL  They\’re so cute!!

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  6. I\’ve enjoyed reading these and the pictures down below…I had some good laughs this morning…thanks…

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  7. I know it has been said before, but it would be nice if more people were as honest as our kids. The Gator Love to Play! Thanks

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  8. I have seen the whale one before and the one about the white hairs, but the others I hadn\’t seen before. Thanks for sharing they were pretty funny. I think everybody deserves a good laugh on Fridays. Have a wonderful weekend.

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