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Instructions on how to clean your toilet

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

 

I could never be so cruel- but it was funny.

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4 responses »

  1. W: ROFL just like the dog.K.T.

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  2. That Muppets video is so addicting! I\’ve come to your site a few times to get a fix… LOL!I LOVE the cat/toilet wash… What\’s funnier is that I was expecting real toilet cleaning tips… don\’t know what I was thinking… lolIsn\’t the mirror picture funny? Scooter is ABSOLUTELY fascinated with himself!! It\’s a guaranteed five-minute (or more!) distraction at our house. 😀

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  3. KAT KLEANING IS KOOL.SINCERLRY,RUFF

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  4. That was hilarious! Thank you very much for stopping by. Sorry about the late response, I\’ve just been a little lethargic lately and thus, haven\’t felt the need to go around blog-hopping recently. Great entry, love your writing style. Take care.

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