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great comebacks

Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those  stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are  some great comebacks!  

 

 Man:   "Haven’t we met before?"

 Woman: "Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

 

 Man:   "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

 Woman: "Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."

 

 Man:   "Is this seat empty?"

 Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit

  down."

 

 Man:   "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

 Woman: "Well, I don’t know.  Will two people fit under a  rock?"

 

 Man:   "Your place or mine?"

 Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."

 

 Man:   "I’d like to call you.  What’s your number?"

 Woman: "It’s in the phone book."

 

 Man:   "But I don’t know your name."

 Woman: "That’s in the phone book too."

 

 Man:    "So what do you do for a living?"

 Woman:  "I’m a female impersonator."

 

 Man:   "Hey, baby, what’s your sign?"

 Woman: "Do not Enter"

 

 Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

 Woman: "Unfertilized !"

 

 Man:   "Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same   reason"

 Woman: "Yeah!  Let’s pick up some chicks!"

 

 Man:   "I know how to please a woman."

 Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

 

 Man:   "I want to give myself to you."

 Woman: "Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts."

 

 Man:   "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:

 Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die  laughing".

 

 Man:   "Your body is like a temple."

 Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

 

 Man:   "I’d go through anything for you."

 Woman: "Good!  Let’s start with your bank account."

 

 Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you.

 Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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4 responses »

  1. W: I\’m happy to say I have not used any of those.K.T.

    Reply
  2. Happy Tuesday. I can say the same thing azhath said. whewwwwwwww!!!

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  3. <laughing> Good-NESS. Scooter\’s Daddy is WAY too bright to use any of those… 😀

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  4. lol those are good ones, to bad I think of them too late. Have a great day.hugssssssssssla. Rose

    Reply

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