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Ferrari

A
hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is the most expensive car in the world, and it costs
him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An
old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car ya’ got there, Sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That’s a lot of money," says the old man.. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young man proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No
problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man
says, "That’s a pretty nice car, all right… but ! I’ll stick with my
moped!"

Just then the light changes, so
the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors
it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he
notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly…
whoooooosssshhhhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

What
on Earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks
himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh!   He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining
on him again! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320! mph.

Not
ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The
Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped
plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The
young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still
alive. He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my God! Are you OK? Is
there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers…."Unhook…my…suspenders…from… your…. side view mirror." 

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2 responses »

  1. Another ROTFLMFAO.

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  2. Tooooooo funny! I could NOT figure out the punchline, so I was really tickled when I figured out what had happened–classic!Scooter wanted me to tell you that we\’ve passed along our snowball fight! 😀 Talk to you soon!

    Reply

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