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DON’T MESS WITH OLD LADIES

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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10 responses »

  1. HA! It\’s too bad the joke has received such wide circulation or we could use it! 😀

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  2. Lmao, That was cute. WTG little ole ladies. they not dumb. Yes, Christmas is almost here. You will have a good time visiting. I hope it snows for you. I don\’t care much for snow.. lol But Thanksgiving is first. I eat to much on the holidays. I can\’t help it. It\’s all so good. My anniversay is thursday. I will be at pekeno. Go figure. But I will have made it to 5 years. 5 long years……lol j/k Have a great day. hugsssssssssssLa. Rose

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  3. damn. let me try this again. this froze up b 4 when i tried to comment.1) picture is cute.2) I hope you have a nice time with your sister. I may or may not get online while I\’m at home. Take care, be safe and have fun. (If all three are possible at the same time. lol *wink*).3) Sending you hugs and kisses. I\’ll be thinking of you.Bye bye Rosebay of Florida.

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  4. Thanks! That did make me smile! I am in a better mood today! Love the joke!Have a great vacation!RD

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  5. Just wanted to tell you that i love when those two dascsy\’s get to blogging. They are pawriffic…hb

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  6. LOL! I remember this one. It\’s one I did when I first started. But the moral of the story is still the same.Thanks for being there for me over the last few days. Really appreciate it and all your words or encouragement.Hope your week is going great!~Hugs~

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  7. THat is just to cool!!!!

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  8. Mother taught me that a long, long time ago. Don\’t mess with older ladies. Great one! I do love the Maestro Music – excellent. Hope your day is going well.

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  9. This is Mr. Hedgehog stopping by saying "hi". Back to pumping some weights here!

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  10. Love the giggle……..making a mental note to keep it in mind for future use for myself if the need should ever arise……lol.Hugs………..Paula

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