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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler
Make me.

Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb…

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don’t need no stinking light bulb."

Greyhound
It isn’t moving. Who cares?  

Australian Cattle Dog
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

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7 responses »

  1. These are good. Making me laugh. Thanks for sharing. Now to read the one below. Kisses and hugs. I\’m so bored.

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  2. Hi! Yes, we\’re thinking tuna casserole… I guess it\’s a good thing we\’re not having you over for dinner–I\’ll remind myself… NO TUNA when Rosebay\’s over. <grin> It\’s just about the ONLY thing we have in our cupboard… Well, that, pasta (the curly kind… mmm) and peas. I had no choice! I guess the good news is that it *isn\’t* Spam?Those little dogs are so darn cute! I\’m a cat person, myself, so of course that one was my favorite. :DHope you\’re having a nice day across the bay! 🙂

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  3. Great. That is certainly my Lab above. Can I help? Can I help? Huh? Huh? and the cat looks exactly like ours and you always know what they are thinking. Hope your day has been a good one down FL way. Bruce

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  4. awwww so cute, I love dogs. I have three yorkies. I have some pictures but, i don\’t have my camera dock up yet from my computer crash. It has been a very long day. I\’m just trying to catch up. See you tomorrow. hugssssssssssssssss

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  5. I can tell you what Bandit would be doing with that lightbulb…..lol

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  6. Spreading some puggy love around.Pug Hugs…………..Bandit

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  7. Hi. I know I already commented. Just wanted to say Happy Sunday to you. That\’s it little Wendy. Everytime I see your name I think of Peter Pan. lol. It\’s appropriate because I too, do not want to grow up. lol lol. Bye. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Pray for the N.Y. Giants to beat the San Francisco 49\’ers please. Unless your a fan of the 9\’ers. In which case, sorry Wendy, I want the 9\’ers to lose. *wink*. Kiss and hug.

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