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You know you are too old toTrick or Treat when:

You know you are too old to

Trick or Treat when:


10. You get winded from knocking

on the door.


09.  You have to have another kid

chew the candy for you.


08.  You ask for high fiber candy



07.  When someone drops a candy

bar in your bag, you lose your

balance and fall over.


06.  People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"

and you’re not wearing a mask.


05.  When the door opens you yell, "Trick

or …."  and can’t remember the rest.



04.  By the end of the night, you have

a bag full of restraining orders.


03.  You have to carefully choose a

costume that won’t dislodge your




02.  You’re the only Power Ranger in

the neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating…







01.  You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN



One response »

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA. This was funny. Was it from Letterman or an original Wendy? I especially liked #4 and #1. Even though I\’m only 57, (feel like 18), I do pee a lot. lol lol. (Too much information? *wink*)


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